How to say I love you in 100 languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma-koo-too-----nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema

Read it! Do it! :)

1. Say your name to yourself, then say the name of the only person you want to be with 3 times!

2. Think of something you want to accomplish within the next week and say it to yourself 6 times!!

3. If you had one wish, what would it be? Say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that one special person and say it to yourself 12 times!!!

5. Now, here's the hard part! Pick only one of these wishes and as you scroll down, focus and concentrate on it and think of nothing else but that wish & final wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have one hour to send it out to aleast 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week! The more people you send it to, the stronger your wish will be! The more, the better!

If you choose to ignore this letter, what you wished for will just never come true! Parang may kung anong magic nga ang email na toh. I remember, nag-wish ako nung natanggap ko same message, na sana makapunta na ako sa States kasama ang aking ina, almost exactly a week after, habang nagbe-breakfast ako, nag-ring ang cellfone ko...overseas call from my sister in the U.S.... may visa na raw ako! Tumayo ang balahibo ko, 'coincidence lang kaya yun?' ang tanong ko sa aking sarili... but i don't see anything wrong with making
another wish...

Chinese Call Center

Good Wan! (Good One!)'

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree

.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...

Caller: Oh .......God!!! !

We was brung up proper. :)

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1989's, 90's, 91's & 92's.

First, we survived being born to mothers who drank while they carried us and lived in houses with lots of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.

Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY, no video/dvd films, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time.

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on MERIT.

Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bully's always ruled the playground at school.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL !

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

PS: The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore.

Tell me this won't happen to us!

FAMILY

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME !!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.." He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday..." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

SUPERSEX

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE

80-year old Bessie bursts into the recreational room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

OLD FRIENDS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

:)

Scary! ahoooooooooooo...........

MAY YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

No harm trying ... Impossible is.
God Bless!

Melinda


Hi everybody. I think this really works.. Early this year we received it and had a try. We had so many wishes, of course. But something we noticed, we are becoming successful in many
ways. We were blessed in Real Estate Business. Just now we are here in our Condo in Las Vegas (Nope, not to gamble at all), to get our key for our brand new investment house (4BR 3Bath) that only costs $291,000.00 (w/ $20,000.00 incentives). It is in a location where you'll be able to rent it.


Brod Reno Benasfre RN (Realtor)
Sis Thelma Benasfre RN BSN



Basahin mo to, totoo nga. Naku Chris, the first time I received this, sineryoso ko 'to. Ewan ko ba, nagkatotoo lahat ng wish ko. Di ko alam kung ano meron itong e-mail na to, kaya heto, i tried it again Malay natin, matupad ulit 'yong mga wishes ko, he he he ...


Mart



Arlene,
This is ultra weird! I did get my wish on the 7th day. Watch for our new home address next month.


Ana



The last time I answered one of this I got a new job. I guess it does really work! Try it!

Dear friends,
Take some break ... let's try this for fun. Who knows it might work!


Warm Regards,
Bernice



HE HE HE HE ..... HINDI AKO MAKAPANIWALA.. NAGKATOTOO YUNG WISH KO ... INDI TALGA AKO PERO NAG-TRY AKO LAST WEEK .. EKSAKTONG ONE WEEK NAGKATOTOO, AND I WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO HAPPEN ... PUWEDE KAYANG ULITIN ITO?


IAN



Man, I wish I could forward this as well but I don't have the addresses of my friends here.....

Sorry pero ... baka sakaling matupad yung wish ko ... kaya pagbigyan n'yo na ako. Wala namang mawawala kundi konting time lang.

I think 22o po to kac nagawa ko na toh den nagka22o un wish ko. Wahhhhhh, grabe ang saya ko.


Clum


Most people arent sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!

Here's an exact copy, this really works!

1. Say your name to yourself, then say the name of the only person you want to be with 3 times!

2. Think of something you want to accomplish within the next week and say it to yourself 6 times!

3. If you had one wish, what would it be? Say it to yourself 9 times!

4 . Think of something that you want to happen between you and that one special person and say it to yourself 12 times!

5. Now, here's the hard part! Pick only one of these wishes and as you scroll down, focus and concentrate on it and think of nothing else but that wish & final wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have one hour to send it out to aleast 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week! The more people you send it to, the stronger your wish will be! The more, the better!

If you choose to ignore this letter, what you wished for will just never come true!

Parang may kung anong magic nga ang email na to. I remember, nag-wish ako nung natanggap ko same message, na sana makapunta na ako sa States kasama ang aking ina, almost exactly a week after, habang nagbe-breakfast ako, nag-ring ang cellfone ko ... overseas call from my sister in the U.S. ... may visa na raw ako! Tumayo ang balahibo ko, "Coincidence lang kaya yun?" ang tanong ko sa aking sarili. But i don't see anything wrong with making another wish.. :)

You are the heart of our home & our family ♥

I don't know how you did it, Dad...
but somehow, you were able to take
your love and commitment to
being a father
and blend it together with
thousands of bedtime stories,
dozens of holidays and birthday celebrations,
and a million memories
to create the best place on Earth
for any child to grow up in our home.


For the rest of my days,
I will strive to fulfill
the values and dreams you inspired in me.
And with love and pride, I will
always hold you in a special place;

the home you have within my heart.

The love between the Mother & Child ♥

The love we share as mother & child is a bond of the strongest kind. It is a love of the present, interwoven with memories of the past and dreams of the future. It is strengthened by overcoming obstacles and facing fears and challenges together. It is having pride in each other and knowing that our love can withstand anything. It is sacrifice and tears, laughter and hugs. It is understanding, patience, and believing in each other. It is wanting to help any time, there is a need. It is a respect, a hug and unexpected kindness. It is making time to be together and knowing just what to do and say. It is an unconditional, forever kind of love. ♥

Friendship ♥

Friendship thrives and grows on time care and attention. We have a good friendship. Let's not spoil it. No one is perfect. We all belong to the weakened human race. I am wondering if anyone has taken the time to thank you for being so nice. You are a rare person, you are always so considerate of people, putting their needs in front of yours. You are so kind, treating people in such a caring way.

Friends are the reason why at the saddest point of my life... I smile, why at my confusion... understand. Why even in betrayal... I trust. Why even in pain... I love. Thanks for the friendship. :)

L.O.V.E ♥

Our ability to love depends on our ability to find ways and means of expressing it.
For this we need faith in ourselves.
Love is of the essence.
Lovers want the good of the other and show it by thoughtfulness and physical gestures from embraces to kisses.
Most people have a greater capacity for love than they ever put to use.
Love does not ask.
What must I do?
What is my OBLIGATION? This is not the language of love.
This begins to set limits.
As soon as we set limits, love begins to erode.
Like the wedding ring, it has no end.
Love never sets limits.
Love asks, What more can I do? Greater love no one has than this- that he be willing to lay down his life. :)

Marriage ♥

Marriage is an interpersonal, human relationship. Once you have chosen your partner, let it remain forever. Then devote your time preparing it for domestic use. Some keep a partner in a pickle; others; in hot water. Even the poorest variety can be made sweet and tender and good by a garnish of patience. (Sabi nga nila, ang pag- aasawa ay hindi basta basta. Kinakailangan dito ang makilala mo siya ng lubusan. Hindi pwedeng sabihin mo na mahal mo sya at siya na ang gusto mong makasama habang buhay. Mahirap pumasok sa buhay mag- asawa lalo na't hindi ka pa handa. Mas maganda kung stable na kayo parehas at handa na kayo pareho.)

Marriage is an interesting adventure, a hazardous risk. Human love alone will not guarantee success. Marriage needs God to bolster and uplift Love. Divine help broadens and deepens human love, transforming it, stabilizing it. Whatever is clouded becomes clear. Whatever is harsh becomes gentle if God is there. :)

Nice Message.. ;)

New Wine for Seniors :)

British Columbia vintners in the Okanagan Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

I just could not help it.

Watch out for... accident..

When it's okay to use the F word?