Pakistani flood jokes!
1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started be a suicide plumber.
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. The BNP have donated 6,000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.
4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakis if they want some back.
5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.
7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan. It's called ' Water shit drown'
8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.
10. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast.
11. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed
1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started be a suicide plumber.
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. The BNP have donated 6,000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.
4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakis if they want some back.
5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.
7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan. It's called ' Water shit drown'
8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.
10. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast.
11. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed
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