Why I am Divorced???

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..

I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',

and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

' Happy Birthday.'

I thought . . .

Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids . . .

They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word . . .

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,

and by the way

Happy Birthday!'

It felt a little better

that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me . . .'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go !'

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead at a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day . . .

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We?'

I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner . . .'

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake . . .
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there....

On the couch . . .

Naked.